Caption Contests
April 9, 2010
Sample: “What? You say there’s a what behind me?”
Entries:
“That dog may be huge to me but with that cute face, he ain’t scaring nobody.” (LeQuan @ luvtoeat)
“Imminent Death by Cuteness” (Tanya)
“What is that stink breath coming from! I can’t *stand* it!” (Peter – nice one, husb.)
“Ha! A giant dog? I’m not falling for that April Fools joke again!” (Ashley @ Food, Fotos, and Fun!)
“I’d pickpocket you…but it seems you don’t have any pockets!” (Samantha @ Feet in Motion)
“Hey Bugsy! I hope that’s your stomach growling!” (Speaking to his burglar accomplice friend!) (Em @ HomecookedEm)
(In Family Guy Stewie voice): “New Brian is such a tool! He’s so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect, and he’s turning the family into a bunch of douches!” (Darryn @ brio.gusto)
“What are YOU lookin’ at?” (Danielle @ Coffee Run)
“You didn’t tell Maddie about that time I borrowed her Pupperoni, did you?” (Andrea @ Can You Stay For Dinner?)
Pilot: Oh! Damn, uh! That’s a negative impact, sir! I repeat, that’s a negative impact!
Mayor Ebert: Negative impact? That’s the goddamned Chrysler Building!
(Godzilla!) 
(Mae @ Ohh May!)
“I tooted, you mayyyy not want to stand there, bud!” (Nicole @ PreventionRD)
“Why don’t I have legs so I can run!” (Claire @ Sweet ‘N’ Nutty Life)
“Maybe if I open my mouth like this, he’ll think I’m merely an inflatable doll dressed like a thief!?!?” (Michelle @ Lucky Taste Buds)
“Toot” (Angela @ Angela Loves Food)
“You looking at ME?!” (Naomi @ One Fit Foodie)
“Hee hee. The trick to robbery is to dress up like a toy. Just act cute. Act cute…” (Sophia @ Burp and Slurp)
“Hey Maddie, I’ll distract Jessie while you make a run for the peanut butter. There’s two. Grab one back for me too.” (Linda @ One Scoop at a Time)
“I know….we both want that peanut butter….” (Lynn & Christy @ The Actor’s Diet)
“That ain’t my tumm rumbling!” (Alisha)
“What are you lookin’ at?” (Lauren @ Biochemista)
“Hand over the peanut butter or the pup gets it!” (Diana)
“Oh man, we need a pill to shrink that monster!” (Savannah @ Light Delight with TouTou)
“Oh, god, there he is again…” (Ally @ Sweet & Savory)
“Who the heck tooted? I mean WHO?” (Noelle @ An Opera Singer in the Kitchen)
“Well, I really must not detain your Magnificence any longer or keep you from much needed rest. Ponies take some catching, I believe, and so do burglars” (Dave – nice one, brother-in-law. I’ll bet no one knows where this quote is from!! )
“I’m so cute and so is my mommy” (Averie @ Love Veggies and Yoga)
“Oh Nooo! that’s my competition behind me! I have no shot he is too cute and wayyy hairier!” (Ana @ An Active Adventure)
“Holy crap i am in trouble!” (Kalli @ Fit and Forty Something)
“I’ll say anything for some free peanut butter, as long as you don’t give it to the dog!” (Lara @ Thinspired)
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March 20, 2010
Sample: “What? Oh no, I don’t know her.”
Entries:
“I think Maddie’s thinking about sneakily slipping out that door as you open it!” Darryn @ brio.gusto
“Please don’t step on me again!” Tina @ A Tina Bit of Faith, Fitness, and Fun
“Stop before you embarrass both of us!” Christina @ Dinner at Christina’s
“Cute tushie!” Nicole @ PreventionRD
“This is my new dance, the running man.” Naomi @ One Fit Foodie
“I’ve taught her to walk well.” Lucy at Sweet Spirit Shine
“Please, I do it way better!” Emma @ Midget Keeper Daily
“Please, you can’t fool me. I know we’re not really outside walking.” LeQuan @ Luv to Eat
